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October 17, 2010

Britney The Elephant

After Chu, we had to go to CostCo or something. So blah blah skip the part about how I got lost blah blah. Okay so blah blah we found each other and I said that I was hungry. So my dad bought 3 slices of cheese pizza. It was REALLY REALLY BIG!!! Then my dad started talking about when we were little and how we fed bamboo or something to the elephants (He said Sugar Stick thingy, but I call it bamboo.) and how they could grab our arms and pull us. I said that the elephants would eat us. This is getting too long. Here zis iz bettah. It sort of went like this.

Dad - They could pull out arms and attack us.
Me - And eat us.
Dad - No they don't eat people.
Me - And eat us.
Dad - When the elephants are mad they will hurt you.
Me - And eat us.

Then he started talking about how Britney looked like a boy when she was little. Then Britney said that she was fat and had no hair.

Britney - I'm an elephant.
Dad - No you aren't. You were born in the year of the Dragon. You are a Dragon.
Britney - Elephants are bald and fat.
Me - *Laughs* Yeah you are REALLY REALLY fat!
Britney - I attack people.
Me - *Laughs harder and almost falls out of chair*

Then blah blah finish eating. We get out of the store.

Britney - Vaseline! (Vaseline is this weird thingy that you put on your skin.)
Me - Soooonobello! (Pronounce - Sohnohbehllo. I got that from a commercial on TV. Depression hurts. Something something. Then SOOONOBELLO!!!)
Britney - When I hear that I think of elephants.
Me - You're an elephant. You think about yourself?

La la la blah blah the end.

Bye!

Hayley ♥ Yum who iz a bunny
Awesomely Posted by Mehh at 4:34 PM

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 17, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    i did NOT say vaseline i said "Aveeno" i was looking at a box of aveeno lotion. and the depression commercial is Depression Hurts. Symbalta can help. Sonobello is on the radio and it's for surgery.

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  2. MehhOctober 18, 2010 at 6:09 AM

    Lolll XD you expect me to remember that?

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