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December 6, 2010

Tis the Season to be Jolly,

"If you aim for the moon and miss, you'll still land amongst the stars"

You see that sentence up there? ^^ Well, yea that sentence has nothing to do with this post >:P I just like that quote. In this post, I will be giving you 10 random facts that might make you giggle. Here we go:
1.2,500 newborn babies will be dropped next month.
2. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide is due to people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
3. Reindeer like to eat bananas.
4. All polar bears are left handed.
5. In new York City, about 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.
6.Turtles can breathe through their butts.
7.If you farted for 6 years and 9 months, you would have produced enough gas to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
8. Turkeys can drown if they look up while it is raining.
9.Mel Blanc(the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
10. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
I do not know if all these facts are really true, so do not blame me, blame the website I got them from. Anyways, BYEZA SEE YA NEXT POST!!
Mel Molly, who laughs when thinks that turtles can breathe through their butts.

6 comments:

  1. My friend showed me this song on the internet!...Here it goes.
    Tis' the season to be NAUGHTY! Falalalalalalalala
    Tell your father he is crummy! Falalalalalalalala
    Break a window, pop a tire! Falalalalalalalalala
    Set your sisters hair on fire! FalalalalalalalaHA

    I know a few more too! But won't comment them.....DO NOT DO THESE HORRIBLE THINGS!....just sing it for fun...thats what I do...XD

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  2. OMG, I so want to go to New York City! Om nom nom nom...

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  3. LOL Anonymous!!! What does NYC have anything to do with this post Chelsea?

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  4. Same Anonymous.....
    Deck the Halls with gasoline! Falalalalalalalala
    Light a match and watch it gleam!Falalalalalalala
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    Watch your school burn down to ashes! Falalalalalalalala
    Aren't you glas you played with matched?? FalalalalalalalaHA

    Again DO NOT DO THIS!

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